Thursday, April 1, 2010

Recommendations


Recommendations for April 


Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH


Bruce Springsteen's Leah by fictionfanDNB After The-Almost-War, Leah leaves her family and her pack behind. She left hoping to find solace in her independence, but she discovers that with the help of new family, she can not only heal, but grow.


Falling for the First Time by SnowWhiteHeart Lonely Edward finally found a place where he fits in—the World of Warcraft. He meets a girl from Phoenix, and when she moves to Edward’s neck of the woods, the nerdy sparks fly like lightsabers clashing. M for language


Homecoming by dont_run A troubling childhood has left Bella shy and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother she never knew at the age of 15. Can Charlie and Emmett along with Edward and the gang help Bella? E/B, A/J Em/?


With Half My Heart by RobMyDream Bella doesn't trust love until she meets Edward, who begs her to be his. He promises to never hurt her, but he has a secret that he tries to keep, until he meets Emmett. He loves them both, but can he keep them both?


Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Kikiblue One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.


The Worst of Weather by yellowglue Bella comes home for Christmas break from her freshman year away at university to be unexpectedly all shaken up. Snideward. Spitefulward. Slightly Darkward. Lemons and fluffiness in future chapters.


Cured by IM DOING IT WRONG ON PURPOSE Jacob has been diagnosed with cancer...this is the story of how he gets threw it...slight cusing and talk of chemo and lots of symptoms of cancer, includes vomiting


True Love: Nessie and Jacob by ILOVETWILIGHT79 Nessie has fallen in love with Jacob and she does not know Jacob has imprinted on her. They discover they love each other and take their love to the next level. My very first story! Rated M for lemons and language.


First Kiss by ameichholz This is a story that starts with Bella remembering her childhood in Forks, with Jacob. I hope you enjoy it. Eventually it'll bring them full circle that is why the rating is as it is.


Stormy Imprint: Second Generation by IamKate Nate Uley has issues. His sister Gracie has rejected her imprint, and Nate imprinted on family nemesis, Meena Black. Worse, Meena's brother and Nate are both Alphas who instinctively hate each other. When rivalries collide, things get stormy.


And Baby Makes Three by fiberkitty When Jasper and Edward find themselves out of luck in adopting a child, Jasper decides it is time to try a new route. What sacrifices will this couple make to become parents? Can Bella make their dream come true?


Just Standing There by Le Crepuscule Geekward strives to do his absolute best his entire life. He only ever cared about being completely focused on working his hardest to get into the school of his dreams. Can anything happen to help loosen him up? AH, M for Lemons.


Potential by Rosmarina Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.



One Shots


Dedicated To The One I Love by naelany Slash. If your love was dying, how far would you go to help them? Edward us faced with just that choice as he watches Jasper wither away from cancer. Warning: this story deals with cancer, assisted suicide, and death. Trust me. Please read.


Footfalls Echo in the Memory by inside-the-disarray Alice finds a man on a deserted Moroccan street; he doesn’t know his own name, but for some reason he hears muffled footsteps in his mind. Back in Boston Bella waits for the man she loves, but will he return?


The Taming by artbeatsandlife Paul Wolfe & Leah Clearwater are up and comers at a premiere IT company. What happens when 2 alpha personalities are forced to spend long hours at the office together? Explosion! AU/AH M 4 Lemons & Language.


Do You Remember? by LJ Summers This is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.


Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH


Bridging the Gaps by IndependenceIndividuality His daughter was always too original for a knight in shining armor.


Too late for goodbyes by SamieManchester Bella is terminally ill. Edward can't accept that he is going to lose her. Will he waste their last moments together chasing a dying flame? Or will he come to his senses and stay by his wife's side. My entry for the Black Balloon Contest. One Shot. AH


Tight End by Lipsmacked Professional Football Player, Emmett Cullen falls for a mechanic from South Dallas. They do it. Rated M for Dude-sex. O/S


Pinesol and Rubber Gloves Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him? Lemons/Language


Aftereffect by TheSpoiltOneFootroza Bella and Edward had been together since the first day of school. Jasper also had his sights set on Bella since he first laid eyes on her in 7th grade. Constant flirtation over the years has brought Jasper to a climax. Is Bella going to feel the aftereffects?


All Aboard byTKegl Bella feels like a stalker, watching the hot guy who sits across from her on the train every night. But when she finds out he's watching back, sparks will fly. Riding the rails has never been so fun!


Of Volkswagen and Verizon by inside-the-disarray When a flat tire leaves Bella stranded, the last person she ever expects to see shows up to offer some help. Pure fluff and silliness because I needed a break from the angst. One shot. Rated M for smut.


Sakihitowin, My Love Shall not be Lost by Mombailey This story takes place in an Alternate Slash Universe set somewhere between the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies. Embry Call is experiencing life in a new environment, at a new school, and with a new...partner.



L4J Note: I actually tweeted EP author and asked why she killed Jake in ch.68? I got no response. I guess I really am a nobody. Oh well still not reading EP so there! Like she fucking cares I know she doesn't but there you go!


I agree with this statement from Team SOB so I'm posting it here on my profile:


Jacob Black.


The best friend, the one to lean on. The one that brings Bella back, the one who fought for her until she stopped breathing. He kept Bella together when Edward left, tried to persuade her to not be with Edward in Eclipse, kept her safe in Breaking Dawn when his pack wanted to kill her and her unborn baby.


So tell me, why is Jacob Black so often seen as the bad guy? The only thing he ever did wrong was love Bella Swan. He was manipulated by her in Twilight when she was trying to get information on the Cullens. He was a distraction from the pain in the first part of New Moon, used for his knowledge of mechanics so Bella could get her motorcycle and be all daring and shit. He saved her life, then she went running to save Edward. And he didn't even get a chance to kiss her and tell her how he felt. Damn it.


Poor guy, he had just saved her life to watch her go running off to risk it. The the ho comes back and it's like nothing ever changed-she was with Edward again, completely forgetting the fact that she had been broken when he left her.


And yet in Eclipse, Bella keeps calling, writing him notes and everything. Why can't she understand that Edward goes against everything that Jacob stands for?


Jacob decides that he's going to fight for Bella, and does everything in his teenage boy arsenal to get her to love him as much as he loves her. He kisses her-she punches him. Still, he keeps going, until he hears Edward say that one of the best days of his life was when Bella agreed to marry him.


Say what?


Bella hadn't told him about this, and his heart just cracks. There it is-there's nothing left to fight for. He hurts. Edward catches him, tells him that Bella wants to talk to him and he reluctantly goes. He plays dirty. He tells her that it's his fault, and he tells her to ask the question: to kiss her. And he does. He pours everything into that kiss. And she puts into it to before it ends and he has to fight.


But eventually, she chooses Cullen again. And still, he gets an invite to her wedding, blah blah blah. He goes, she tells him she's gonna have sex with the stinkin' leech. GROSS. He freaks. And when he hears that she's come back, she's sick,he knows. He knows she's been changed. Enter Pregnant Bella.


Say what?


So the pack hears through Jake's mind what happened...and want to attack, but Jake saves the day, protecting Bella, the spawn baby, and the rest of the Cullens. Then as a reward, he imprints on the spawn baby, the half human, half vampire who goes against everything he is.


So tell me, why do I read so many stories where Jake is this horrible person? I've read stories where Jake is this monster who won't let Bella get to Edward, stories where Jake hurts Bella in some way.


Jacob Black was never a bad guy, he was just never Edward Cullen. And some of us prefer him anyway.


Reader Country Shout outs: Thank to all my readers of my fanfiction.net profile from South Africa, Argentina, Australia, Sweden, Mexico, Ireland, Bulgaria, Finland, Qatar, Italy, Brazil, Turkey, Germany, France, Puerto Rico, United Kingdom, Canada & the United States.


Special shout out to Germany. I feel you! I loved your PM.
Holler back at me people. I am easy to talk too plus I don't like ass kissers so just be yourself those are the best kinds of people. Mainly because I try to be myself at all times even if it makes me seen like a geek or unique or original. Nothing wrong with those descriptions been hearing all my life so why change now!


OMG Author Alert: I think I'm going to have to cyber stalk some authors into updating their fucking stories. I'm going to send them PMs so they feel the love then lay on the guilt trip unless its something bad in their RL's see I'm compassionate!