Slash Backslash Contest 2.0

If you know me or read this blog you know that I'm a contest reading h00r! I can't stop myself, well here I go again. I just read the most amazing slash o/s stories this morning and yesterday. I have to share with you of course! Anyway, here is the link to the contest http://www.fanfiction.net/community/Slash_Backslash_2_0/68069/14/0/1/. 


Until next time folks!


PS I will post the five one shots I loved next month with my recs.

Twi-Buddy Check 9 Day

Its the ninth of the month and that means one thing its Twi-Buddy check 9 day. Every ninth of the month I remind all the women in my life to do a self-breast exam and to schedule their annual pap smear. I had my annual exam this year already so yay Nya but I do need to do my self-breast exam every month. I hope you will join me this month and do the same. I have been doing self-breast exams since I eighteen years old every month.


The buddy check 9 program saves lives so I thought why not spread it to my twitter & twilight friends. I want to add another element to the mix though. Alex, my husband had a cancer scare  in 2004. He had a lump in his prostate it scared the hell out of us. He found out about it when I pushed him to have his annual exam. He was thirty four at the time and they did a biopsy and it was clear but he was lucky. Thank God for that but not everyone is so lucky. Please remind the men in your lives to have their physical exam. It could save their lives and your heart the pain of possibly losing your loved one early.


My best friends father, Benny, lost his battle with colon cancer after two years. He suffered and lived longer than the six months the doctors predicted that's showing em Benny. My point is that I nag the hell out of my father to have his annual exam and check his colon and prostate every year. Please give your dad or grandpa a chance to say you are over reacting rather than not having the test done at all. I would hate for another great man to die too early. Not to be preachy but I'm begging for the men who could have been saved if only their doctors could have caught it sooner before it was too late.


I love all my twitter buddies and fanfiction authors and readers of this blog so if no other reason blame me for asking your love ones to do this I promise you it will save lives if we do this together. Your co-workers, family, friends, and associates to remind the people in their lives we never know who could be saved from these small actions.


Thank you for reading these words and I'll see you around here hopefully next month on the same day the ninth. Let me know if you have any suggestions or things that we can be talking about around here. Oh a side note: those new chocolate cheerios are delicious and are the healthier choice if your children love chocolate cereals. Just saying, I know that was completely random but so true.


Until next time folks! I love you! I love my followers you rock my tube socks! Please excuse the errors I need a beta for this blog. Seriously.

Recommendations

August (In order by the date I read them!)

The Passing Years by rainypromise After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.

Volturi Order by TheSpoiltOne, Footroza 15 yr old Bella has a fairly normal life. That was until her mum's new boyfriend came on the scene. Will Bella survive her new life? Dark Themes, Cannon Pairings. GRAPHIC (AVR)

In My Arms by exhaleblue Edward, Emmett, and Jasper are bachelors living the life. One morning everything changes with a white basket and a wailing newborn. Loosely based off the movie Three Men and a Baby not a crossover. (AVR)

Starting From Scratch by Duessa de l'esprit The Cullens must rebuild their financial foundation, perhaps in less-than-honest ways, after all they have has been utterly squandered. This is definitely a COMEDY, so prepare to laugh! It's also a love story. BxE/AH, rated T

Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals. (Slashtastic & AVR)

Freaks by IndependenceIndividuality Webster's defines a freak as 'a person, animal, or object that is oddly different from what is considered usual or normal. Abnormal; queer.' Well, screw them. (AVR)

Do You Remember by SweetLilB ...And here she was four years later. She found herself no longer running, instead standing still in front of the house that belonged to the sun that had brightened her life…Jacob Black…and as she stood there, she remembered… (NRY)

Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new masseuse Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC (AVR & Roar)

Another Visit to La Push by deathroses  What was I doing? Jacob was my best friend, and that was that. Key word: friend. Why were my lips fastened to his, my hands grasping his shaggy hair desperately, and my body excitedly pressed against his? Why couldn't I stop myself? Rated M for later. (NRY)

Rub My Ass and Call Me Bella by wisdomous Birthday O/S for Ilsuocantante. Angela gives Bella an afternoon at the spa for her birthday. Will Bella get more than just a facial and massage? O/S extended to multi-chapter story! (AVR)

Hold On by todream From different worlds, Jacob & Nessie find each other despite the dire consequences that'll ensue if they continue their affair. Will his past & her sheltered life find a love that lasts, or will family secrets destroy it? AH-Howling Wolf Award Winner (AVR)

Surviving as the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl Sequel to Survival of the Fittest: Edward and Bella are still together. But after an unexpected change in the Organization's leadership, Bella and Edward find that it's may be more difficult than they thought to live through it together. (AVR)

Not So Average by Thaigher Lillie Bella Is a plus sized girl determined to change how she feels about herself. But after a prank gone wrong at a college party will anyone care to help Bella pick up the pieces of Herself again? Will Bella ever recover her self esteem? Strong themes! (AVR)

Sweeter Than Blood by BellaFlan A sexual epic! This is the M rated version of the chapter "Sweeter than Blood" from my T rated fanfic "Imprinted." It was suppose to be a one shot but after story boarding, things got, ahem, out of hand. (AVR)

One Shots

Jacob's Tent Fantasy by DazzledbyJake Jacob's POV of the tent scene in Eclipse. This is the original, written on April 12, 2009. Imitators are out there. (AVR)

Sex on the Beach by LovekillRealm Set after the bonfire party in Eclipse. Bella and Jacob spend some time alone and Bella decides who she loves. LEMON WARNING. BellaxJacob No pairing flames please, you have been warned in both lemon and pairing

Yes, Ma'am! by CarminMoon Entry for the Tattward & InkElla contest. Emmett decides to get a cover-up from a past relationship. Will this new tattoo bring about a future relationship?

A Valentine For Sandy Singer by winterstale AH OOC/OC *A submission to the Me and Mr. McCarty Contest* Gautama Buddha tells us, "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." A lonely girl grew into a quiet woman and found that truth beside a lonely man (AVR)

Foresight by Dahlia J Black Alice has an "orgasmic" vision and decides to make it a reality, with Jasper's consent. Written for Ninapolitan's Friday Free for All Series. AU/Eclipse. M for SMUT. AlicexJasper with a surprising twist. You have been warned. (AVR)

Fate Happens by SkyatMidnight Five years have passed since Jacob and Bella's falling out. They're living different lives and have seemingly moved on from their brief romantic encounter...but what would happen if fate brought them back together in a chance meeting? Rated M for lemons.

Fitting in and Standing Out by Darkira Being out and proud isn't always easy, especially for a teenaged boy who happens to crush on the blonde God in his new school. A blonde God who just happens to be painfully shy... For Slash Backslash 2.0. AU/AH/T/S&J

Beautiful Deceiver by I_am_Kate Sam Uley found his soul mate in the last person he ever expected--Seth Clearwater. A promise to Seth’s father keeps Sam from revealing his true feelings, but a wolf can only resist the one he's supposed to be with for so long. One Shot for the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. (AVR)

Suck It Up by CedWardIsHot With just one phrase, the whole Cullen house is turned upside down. Alice sees Rosalie's future go blank, and Emmett just happens to walk in at the wrong, but very right moment. JacobxRosaliexEmmett. Edward and Bella have to listen. I don't own it.

Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume Edward keeps asking and I keep saying the same thing. But he loves asking… and don't tell him, but I'm starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.

Strings by TKegl PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY - It's Spring Break, and Bella and her friends are spending it at a lakeside cabin. Bella would rather be in Cancun, but when a certain hot guy paddling a canoe catches her eye, she just might change her mind. (AVR)

Onside Kick by wordslinger Just when Bella thinks Christmas is ruined, she makes a play that might save her game. Can she let go of Edward to let Jacob in? AH/AU **2nd PLACE WINNER TEAM SOB: RAIN SCENE CHALLENGE!**INDIE TWIFIC NOMINEE** (AVR)

Of Bets and Purrs by Darkira Edward and Jasper, two most sought after tops at the club, are rivals. One night they make a bet and winner gets to top the loser. Edward has never bottomed and Jasper has had a bad experience in the past. Who wins and what? AH/AU/M/Possibly OOC

Sweet Revenge by Lovin In The Oven Contest Bella's bakery may be thriving but her personal life is DOA. When her frustration reaches a breaking point will her "useless" employee with the black glasses and crazy hair be able to calm the storm and give her what she needs?(I loved this one and I voted for it too!)

A Bun in the Oven by Lovin In The Oven Contest Edward and Bella are trying to get pregnant. How do they keep it interesting? Simple…a little fun with food.

Bitchin' in the Kitchen by Lovin In The Oven Contest It's been a long, hot summer and Bella has had just about enough of her husband and the DIY remodel he's taken on with his brothers. Can things be resolved before the entire family arrives to demolish their kitchen?

A Taste of Fire by Lovin In The Oven Contest Would you like a little dessert after your meal? Too bad Edward has to wait a whole year for his. A/U Humor/Lemony Goodness!

Bag Boy by Lovin In The Oven Contest Twentysomething hairdresser Bella Swan just can't seem to get a date. What happens when she starts ogling the teenage bag boy at the local Thriftway? Is it desperation, or fate? Humor/lemons/icecream. o/s

The Way the Cookie Crumbles by Lovin In The Oven Contest Every baker has a little magic inside.

Scrumptious Morning Delight by Lovin In The Oven Contest A morning spent in the kitchen to help a friend turns into something more.

Blowjob at BJ's by Lovin In The Oven Contest Who knew that an ordinary trip to a factory could be so much fun?

There's Nothing Like Soul Food by Lovin In The Oven Contest As an overworked firefighter, Edward seeks some nourishment from his new wife Bella.

This Time, Next Year by Darkira Carlisle, a married man, receives a mysterious text message at a company party. Then another a year later. Who is texting him and why? Written for the Long Distance Lovin'-contest. AH/AU/M/Slash

Secondhand Rose by giselle-lx Emmett reflects on what it means to spend eternity loving a woman burdened by her past. Canon.

L4J’S KEY

VRA= Very Responsive author

AR= Author Responded

NRY= No Response Yet