THE Teaser Chapter 25

Edward held his hand out for me to take to help me into the tub. I stepped into the warmth of the water, and sank myself down into Edward so that my back was to his chest. I light moan escaped me as the warmth of both his body and the water enveloped me. His hands came around my waist, pulling me closer to him, his legs bent, knees up on either side of me. I laid my head back against his shoulder, reveling in the comfort of being in his arms despite the circumstances. This was the perfect way to reconnect after being apart. 

We sat in silence, neither one of us talking. I knew he wasn’t up for it so I didn’t push him. I was hoping this would be soothing enough, helping to ease him somewhat after the stressful 72 hours he had endured.

I felt his lips press onto my neck in a delicate kiss, sending a shiver to erupt through me. It was loving and so gentle that my heart was fighting to beat out of my chest for him. That’s how we spent the next hour in the tub - lightly caressing each other in an innocent manner. There was nothing sexual about it. But even with that said, his kisses still felt resistant, held back and I was struggling to figure out why. He claimed he ‘needed’ me so would it be irrational to fear he would leave me? Honestly, at this point, I wasn’t sure what to expect from him anymore.

Ultimately, conversation began. He was the first to speak and I hadn’t realized how concerned I had been with the silence till he uttered that first sentence and relief washed over me. Our talk was brief, skimming over trivial topics, nothing of essence and I went along, keeping him in his comfort. There was plenty to discuss but now was not the time.

Recommendations

Recommendations for May I'm so excited about my selections for this month! I hope you enjoy them. Let me know guys. They are in order by the date I read them!


Double Date by mskathy AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.


Good Boy by mskathy Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!


Cullen Technologies Inc by Silk and Steel Edward Cullen returns to Chicago from his self imposed exile in Italy to take up the position of CEO of Cullen Technologies Inc. What secrets have kept him away for so long? E/B OOC/AH Rated M for language/lemons.


Whatever Comes Next by HappyMess A year ago, Isabella Swan was new at school and instantly gained acceptance. Unfortunately, a certain bronze haired new kid isn't so lucky. Hidden friendships slowly build and blossom into more. Will it be social suicide?


Computer Repair by Jayeliwood Edward is a major geek and Bella-well, she isn't. When Edward hears of her computer troubles he offers to lend her a helping hand. He never expected what would happen next and how it turns his world on it's side. OOC AU AH Finally expanded!


Learning to Live Again by gypsysue Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.


Happily Ever After by ebatcl Bella, a sweet and innocent girl, falls in love with Edward, a man who appears to be the perfect gentleman, and marries him. However, does she really know him? For he has been keeping a secret from her - his twin brother, Robert. AU-Human.


Sub Plans by SnowWhiteHeart Bella is a math teacher by day, a strict Domme by night. Edward is a sub looking for someone to punish him for his misdeeds. Probably the only BDSM comedy you will ever read. Probably the only vamp-subward you'll ever meet.


Meeting Nessie by Broadway188 Pack members meet Nessie for the first time. Canon. Leah is up.


Kiss Me Now, Kiss Me Never by ericastwilight A curse spanning generations. For one, unrequited love. For the other, all consuming hate. Together can they break it? OCC/AH Lemons


The Rules of Hollywood by suzie55 Rising Star Edward Cullen is trapped in a fauxmance he's ready to end. While filming a movie, he's drawn to a pair of very distracting brown eyes. Within the trials of a new relationship, they discover themselves and each other. AH canon pairings lemons


Linger by Duessa de l'esprit Edward leaves, but he comes back... after Bella dies. Can their love still endure?




One Shots New addition that I just stated in May. Let me know if you want me to keep adding one shot recommendations for the month of June.


Unintended by Darkira Jasper, a family man, gets asked some pretty difficult questions by Alice's brother Edward. Is the family life a lie or is there more to the story than meets the eye? How about the answers to the questions? AH/M/Slash


The Four Faces of Carlisle Cullen by manyafandom Carlisle has a dirty little secret, three of them in fact. Rated M for SMUT. Multiple Non-Canon Pairings & light D/s. Written for "Friday Free For All" on Twlighted.


How It All Started by HappyMess Edward needs a break from his overbearing house guests. Through an embarrassing encounter, he might just find what he needs.


Blindsided by theladyingrey42 Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other.


Not on the Script by ColorsofTwilight Bella finds help from an unlikely source. Bella/Edward AH


From Within These Walls by emarroquin I live day to day, wondering if I'd live to see another. I count each day as one day closer until I'm free. Free to love and care for my beloved. I Edward Cullen, killed for her, and this is the sentence I serve.


Currently Reading, Awaiting Updates and still in love with but I've just been too fucking busy.
Plus I want to start reviewing for these two websites. That's my goal for the week to review & submit seven stories that I loved and recommended before I was offered the privilege to recommend stories for the die hard twilight fanfiction reader. Work with me authors.


Hand in Glove by windycitywonder update please!
Master of Disaster by Tropical Sorbet I need to catch up I'm 1 chapter behind. That is a long ass chapter but I love it. Give me some time I'll get to it!
Dark Jewel bykittenmischief This one cannot update enough for me!
The Training by tara sue me Its almost over. Can you believe it? Me neither the end of the saga.
Agony and Ecstasy by UnaRJ When the hell is this going to update? I need to send her a PM, for real!
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi OMG so worth it when it updates, seriously!
Navy Wives by Arianna1281 This story also needs to update!
Closer by teambella23 I need to finish I'm still on ch.16
Forthright by Duessa de l'esprit I am so behind its not even funny. She has been updating her ass off. I love her too!
Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm Once again I am 1 chapter behind again. WTF!
The Training School Saga by TheSpoiltOne, Footroza Its almost over WTF!
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs I am 2 chapters behind.
Until Now by Duessa de l'esprit I'm really behind!
Into the Grey House by pdd912 please update soon!
Brand New Start by Darkira I need to catch up I'm 2 chapters behind!


L4J Message:
OMFJ The Perfect Wife just ended last week. WTF! I need recommendations for stories where they have a bad ass big daddy C! Seriously! Oh and I've already read Generational Sins. Which is one hell of a story but that is complete as well with the exception of the prequel which I love. James is such a good character and I love him. Anyway, Suggestions contact me or leave comment please. Here is the link for Training Bella: Prequel to Generational Sins.


I still want to write that GeekBlack story. I have to think about I what I want to happen and prepare my outline. Thank God for having authors as friends I would freak the fuck out! I love you guys I will ramble about some bullshit later I guarantee it. lol

The Second author to give me the privilege to beta their story is ILOVETWILIGHT79.

True Love: Nessie and Jacob

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5802471/1/

No it won't effect my Through His Eyes beta'ing time schedule either. I still got its-rpattz-baby's back. I asked her first before I actually agreed to beta the other story. Yeah that's how we get down! 

THE Teaser Chapter 24

From its-rpattz-baby via twitter today:


I was lighting a cigarette after just finishing my meal when I heard Emmett mutter a ‘holy fuck’ from beside me. Furrowing my brows, I followed the direction of his gaze, my eyes widening slightly when I spotted her. I felt my heart rate accelerate dramatically; suddenly beating so furiously in my chest I could hear it in my ears. Everything around me faded into a blur of grey as the only thing that remained clearly visible to me was the long dark hair and small frame a few feet away in front of me.

I could barely make out the voices around me as my name was repeatedly being called and I think I was even being shaken, trying to be snapped out of my stupor. That’s when it happened… on the second twirl her eyes passed over me before she stumbled again and her eyes snapped back to mine instantly, her face reflecting the same shock I was feeling by seeing her as well.

Charlotte

Something New & Being Lazy

Hey yesterday I wrote my first review and recommendation for twcs.com. It won't be posted for a couple weeks but they asked me to do more. Yay! It took me an hour and half to write a few paragraphs because I was so nervous. I reviewed and recommended Cullen Technologies, Inc. I also am about to review and recommend Falling For the First Time which I love. I think everyone has heard of it but you would never know if you're not on twitter. That's how I got the link from various people over the past month. Its a review & recommendation for a different site though twcs.com already has a review for this story but I want to add my two cents. I'm going to start asking authors for permission to review their stories in the next two weeks. I want to have at least seven in the bag for each site is that too much? We will see.


I'm excited I wish I could review one of its-rpattz-baby's stories. Wait I probably could read & review My Heart Holds Three since I didn't beta that one. I will need time to read though. All my friends went back to work and I'm the only one not working. As of tomorrow WTH! Its funny I could have already been working but I was hanging out with them. Now I have to look for a job again. It has been a year. Back to corporate America, VPs, Presidents and other big shot people to administratively support. I don't mind as long as I can listen to my mp3 player, not answer the phone unless its a personal call for me, make my own hours, pays well and its close to where I live. That's not asking for too much is it?


That's the kind of jobs that I'm used to getting. My hubby says I'm spoiled but I have a strong work ethic I don't take off work unless I'm on the brink of death or throwing up sick. I have gone back to work after funerals. Yeah I'm addicted to my job when I work. I go in early and leave late. My parents say that I didn't get my work ethic from them which is funny.


Maybe I will document my job hunt for you guys? Maybe I will look for a job next week. I don't have it in me this week. I should take more than my standard 30 days since we are in a recession. My hubby says I might have to change careers or go back to school which is cool.


Maybe I should lower my expectations and just take any job? I think I'm going through six year over a quarter life crisis I have no idea what I want to do any more. Oh my God I'm about to be married to my hubby for almost 9 years in December. God how did that fucking happen. It seems like it was just a minute ago I was just a newlywed not knowing if the shit was going to work out. That sounds really bad but its true.


I love my hubby but he has been calling me his soul mate and that it was love at first sight since he could tell me. He asked me to marry him right out of the gate and freaked my 22 year old ass out. Then told me he loved me right out the gate as well. I couldn't say it back because I didn't love him yet. That came months later. My birthday past and then life happened. Yeah now I know he is my soul mate but back then not so much. Everyone would tell me it was true but I didn't believe them.


Well I think that's enough today of my ramblings. See around twitterland everyone.

Hey There!

Well, I just wanted to say thank you to my one and only follower. I'm going to treat you to this wonderful thought I was having today. I made a big mistake on twitter yesterday by voicing a thought I was having about slash and other things that were perverted to some. Maybe you saw it since you follow me. I was thoroughly embarrassed but it made me realize more than ever that I have to be me every minute of the day no matter how that makes other people feel. I go through a lot just like everybody else trying to make it out here in this thing called life. Anyway, don't cry for me I learned my fucking lesson. I not going to run down a sob story because in all honesty I'm just happy to be alive.


You know who made me feel better Teambella23. As much as we talk shit too each other she is like a sister to me because she is so sweet. If I could have given her a hug I would have because my heart felt lighter and I felt like laughing before I had time to think and over analyze my actions. So thanks Mary for having my back.


I am supposed to be beta'ing Through His Eyes by its-rpattz-baby but I have been procrastinating for the past two days. Its a shorter chapter and everything but I'm all emotional and shit because of my fucking cycle. TMI my bad but its true. My husband asked me, "Why haven't you been on twitter since yesterday? You are hiding and not facing your problems. That's just not you. You are the strongest person I know. If they disagree with what you were saying or whatever doesn't make you opinion invalid. Its not like you to crawl under a rock and not face the music." He's right but there is no music to face. I'm just embarrassed as hell!


Well my train of thought was broken by my sister getting on my fucking nerves annoying the shit out of me. Yes, my middle oldest sister. I'm the quote on quote baby of the family. I think all four of her children want to spend the night tomorrow or she wants them too! I guess that's cool I better check with the hubby for sure though. She wasn't really getting on my nerves but she did fuck up my bitching session. Maybe that's a good thing.


Now back to my bitch fest! No I'm over it I hate complaining it makes me seem ungrateful which I hate. ColdPlay is helping to calm me down and get some perspective. I am currently reading Cullen Technologies, Inc. It's about to get good too not that it already isn't but its about to turn up a notch. I'm on chapter five. I read two stories by MsKathy Good Boy & Double Date. Fucking hot and that's all I will say about that like Forest Gump. Ha ha.


I can't wait to bake tomorrow maybe a cake or a coffee cake. Cupcakes more than likely that way the kids don't make to much of a mess. I am going to teach my oldest niece to make banana bread. She is allergic to nuts, so I had to adapt many recipes for my sweet breads. I don't use nuts but it tastes like there are some in there. Yeah it was freaking hard to do.


I jump around from thought to thought as you can see. I'm feeling guilty I better beta T.H.E. ASAP! That's all for now. Maybe more mindless rabbling tomorrow. You write wonderful stories that's why I recommend them. You really had me tearing up with the black balloon entry. Just thinking about it I'm tearing up that's just good ass writing. It effected my spirit and heart plus it gave me something to think about. Peace. Take care of yourself.

Recommendations

Recommendations for April 


Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH


Bruce Springsteen's Leah by fictionfanDNB After The-Almost-War, Leah leaves her family and her pack behind. She left hoping to find solace in her independence, but she discovers that with the help of new family, she can not only heal, but grow.


Falling for the First Time by SnowWhiteHeart Lonely Edward finally found a place where he fits in—the World of Warcraft. He meets a girl from Phoenix, and when she moves to Edward’s neck of the woods, the nerdy sparks fly like lightsabers clashing. M for language


Homecoming by dont_run A troubling childhood has left Bella shy and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother she never knew at the age of 15. Can Charlie and Emmett along with Edward and the gang help Bella? E/B, A/J Em/?


With Half My Heart by RobMyDream Bella doesn't trust love until she meets Edward, who begs her to be his. He promises to never hurt her, but he has a secret that he tries to keep, until he meets Emmett. He loves them both, but can he keep them both?


Beautiful, Dirty, Rich by Kikiblue One Bet. One Week. No Rules. Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.


The Worst of Weather by yellowglue Bella comes home for Christmas break from her freshman year away at university to be unexpectedly all shaken up. Snideward. Spitefulward. Slightly Darkward. Lemons and fluffiness in future chapters.


Cured by IM DOING IT WRONG ON PURPOSE Jacob has been diagnosed with cancer...this is the story of how he gets threw it...slight cusing and talk of chemo and lots of symptoms of cancer, includes vomiting


True Love: Nessie and Jacob by ILOVETWILIGHT79 Nessie has fallen in love with Jacob and she does not know Jacob has imprinted on her. They discover they love each other and take their love to the next level. My very first story! Rated M for lemons and language.


First Kiss by ameichholz This is a story that starts with Bella remembering her childhood in Forks, with Jacob. I hope you enjoy it. Eventually it'll bring them full circle that is why the rating is as it is.


Stormy Imprint: Second Generation by IamKate Nate Uley has issues. His sister Gracie has rejected her imprint, and Nate imprinted on family nemesis, Meena Black. Worse, Meena's brother and Nate are both Alphas who instinctively hate each other. When rivalries collide, things get stormy.


And Baby Makes Three by fiberkitty When Jasper and Edward find themselves out of luck in adopting a child, Jasper decides it is time to try a new route. What sacrifices will this couple make to become parents? Can Bella make their dream come true?


Just Standing There by Le Crepuscule Geekward strives to do his absolute best his entire life. He only ever cared about being completely focused on working his hardest to get into the school of his dreams. Can anything happen to help loosen him up? AH, M for Lemons.


Potential by Rosmarina Edward Cullen, journalist for the college paper, has despised jocks since high school. What happens when he’s assigned to interview Emmett McCarty, a decathlon athlete who challenges Edward’s every stereotype? Rate M for language, slash & graphic lemons.

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One Shots


Dedicated To The One I Love by naelany Slash. If your love was dying, how far would you go to help them? Edward us faced with just that choice as he watches Jasper wither away from cancer. Warning: this story deals with cancer, assisted suicide, and death. Trust me. Please read.


Footfalls Echo in the Memory by inside-the-disarray Alice finds a man on a deserted Moroccan street; he doesn’t know his own name, but for some reason he hears muffled footsteps in his mind. Back in Boston Bella waits for the man she loves, but will he return?


The Taming by artbeatsandlife Paul Wolfe & Leah Clearwater are up and comers at a premiere IT company. What happens when 2 alpha personalities are forced to spend long hours at the office together? Explosion! AU/AH M 4 Lemons & Language.


Do You Remember? by LJ Summers This is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.


Giddy Up by SweetDulcinea Bella comes home to a surprise: Jasper in cowboy attire...sort of. A little role play ensues, the hat stays on, and Bella learns to ride. Jasper/Bella AH


Bridging the Gaps by IndependenceIndividuality His daughter was always too original for a knight in shining armor.


Too late for goodbyes by SamieManchester Bella is terminally ill. Edward can't accept that he is going to lose her. Will he waste their last moments together chasing a dying flame? Or will he come to his senses and stay by his wife's side. My entry for the Black Balloon Contest. One Shot. AH


Tight End by Lipsmacked Professional Football Player, Emmett Cullen falls for a mechanic from South Dallas. They do it. Rated M for Dude-sex. O/S


Pinesol and Rubber Gloves Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him? Lemons/Language


Aftereffect by TheSpoiltOne, Footroza Bella and Edward had been together since the first day of school. Jasper also had his sights set on Bella since he first laid eyes on her in 7th grade. Constant flirtation over the years has brought Jasper to a climax. Is Bella going to feel the aftereffects?


All Aboard byTKegl Bella feels like a stalker, watching the hot guy who sits across from her on the train every night. But when she finds out he's watching back, sparks will fly. Riding the rails has never been so fun!


Of Volkswagen and Verizon by inside-the-disarray When a flat tire leaves Bella stranded, the last person she ever expects to see shows up to offer some help. Pure fluff and silliness because I needed a break from the angst. One shot. Rated M for smut.


Sakihitowin, My Love Shall not be Lost by Mombailey This story takes place in an Alternate Slash Universe set somewhere between the Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies. Embry Call is experiencing life in a new environment, at a new school, and with a new...partner.

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L4J Note: I actually tweeted EP author and asked why she killed Jake in ch.68? I got no response. I guess I really am a nobody. Oh well still not reading EP so there! Like she fucking cares I know she doesn't but there you go!


I agree with this statement from Team SOB so I'm posting it here on my profile:


Jacob Black.


The best friend, the one to lean on. The one that brings Bella back, the one who fought for her until she stopped breathing. He kept Bella together when Edward left, tried to persuade her to not be with Edward in Eclipse, kept her safe in Breaking Dawn when his pack wanted to kill her and her unborn baby.


So tell me, why is Jacob Black so often seen as the bad guy? The only thing he ever did wrong was love Bella Swan. He was manipulated by her in Twilight when she was trying to get information on the Cullens. He was a distraction from the pain in the first part of New Moon, used for his knowledge of mechanics so Bella could get her motorcycle and be all daring and shit. He saved her life, then she went running to save Edward. And he didn't even get a chance to kiss her and tell her how he felt. Damn it.


Poor guy, he had just saved her life to watch her go running off to risk it. The the ho comes back and it's like nothing ever changed-she was with Edward again, completely forgetting the fact that she had been broken when he left her.


And yet in Eclipse, Bella keeps calling, writing him notes and everything. Why can't she understand that Edward goes against everything that Jacob stands for?


Jacob decides that he's going to fight for Bella, and does everything in his teenage boy arsenal to get her to love him as much as he loves her. He kisses her-she punches him. Still, he keeps going, until he hears Edward say that one of the best days of his life was when Bella agreed to marry him.


Say what?


Bella hadn't told him about this, and his heart just cracks. There it is-there's nothing left to fight for. He hurts. Edward catches him, tells him that Bella wants to talk to him and he reluctantly goes. He plays dirty. He tells her that it's his fault, and he tells her to ask the question: to kiss her. And he does. He pours everything into that kiss. And she puts into it to before it ends and he has to fight.


But eventually, she chooses Cullen again. And still, he gets an invite to her wedding, blah blah blah. He goes, she tells him she's gonna have sex with the stinkin' leech. GROSS. He freaks. And when he hears that she's come back, she's sick,he knows. He knows she's been changed. Enter Pregnant Bella.


Say what?


So the pack hears through Jake's mind what happened...and want to attack, but Jake saves the day, protecting Bella, the spawn baby, and the rest of the Cullens. Then as a reward, he imprints on the spawn baby, the half human, half vampire who goes against everything he is.


So tell me, why do I read so many stories where Jake is this horrible person? I've read stories where Jake is this monster who won't let Bella get to Edward, stories where Jake hurts Bella in some way.


Jacob Black was never a bad guy, he was just never Edward Cullen. And some of us prefer him anyway.


Reader Country Shout outs: Thank to all my readers of my fanfiction.net profile from South Africa, Argentina, Australia, Sweden, Mexico, Ireland, Bulgaria, Finland, Qatar, Italy, Brazil, Turkey, Germany, France, Puerto Rico, United Kingdom, Canada & the United States.


Special shout out to Germany. I feel you! I loved your PM.
Holler back at me people. I am easy to talk too plus I don't like ass kissers so just be yourself those are the best kinds of people. Mainly because I try to be myself at all times even if it makes me seen like a geek or unique or original. Nothing wrong with those descriptions been hearing all my life so why change now!


OMG Author Alert: I think I'm going to have to cyber stalk some authors into updating their fucking stories. I'm going to send them PMs so they feel the love then lay on the guilt trip unless its something bad in their RL's see I'm compassionate!

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Fanfiction Love

Recommendations for March


Until Now by Duessa de l'esprit Bella finally falls for Jacob. But what is going to happen when the Cullens return to protect Bella from a looming threat, and when she discovers that Edward is still deeply in love with her? The tensions will be thick... M for lemons & some language.


Into the Grey House by pdd912 A twisted plan is set in motion, one that leads Bella into the home of mysterious businessman, Edward Cullen. What follows is a game of seduction that soon spirals out of control, leading to deadly obsession. E/B, AH, D/s, DARK FIC.


High School is Hard Enough! by Broadway188 Driven from his home by Bella's wedding invitation, Jacob Black wanders for 10 years before finding himself a job as a gym teacher. But all hell breaks loose when he imprints on a student. But who is this bronze hair beauty? And how can he get her as his?


Damaged by SamieManchester Mobster Edward. Feisty but broken Bella. They meet as children and impact each others lives forever. 10 years later, they meet again. Family. Betrayal. Love. Lust. Respect. More accurate Summary at top of post Violence/Lemons. MA


Tessa: The Beloved Sequel to True Alpha by DazzledbyJake Volterra-28 years after Breaking Dawn.Aro has been defeated,and EJ Black is now the head of the coven with his father Jacob and his grandfather Edward. All has been pretty quiet over the ten years since EJ and Leah’s daughter Tessa was born...until now.


An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.


My Dandelion by danieller123 Bella Swan doesn't know she is in love with the wrong brother. Emmett Cullen does. Edward hates them all. Slightly heartbreaking, unless you are Team Emmett. We all need a Monkey Man. Gets citrus like.


Brand New Start by Darkira When an event rider and his horse go through a serious trauma, a "horse whisperer" is needed to try and get the horse back on track. But is the rider beyond any help? How about the whisperer himself? AU/AH/M/Slash/Jasper&Edward M for future lemons.


The Trip Home by mskathy When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.


FIRE by addictedtotwilight79 Esme finds her graduation night to be more then she could have hoped for. On shot for Kikiwhore's Esme's Erotic Ecstasy contest. Esme/Carlisle/Jasper/Emmett...LEMONY OOC


Beautiful Distraction by TwiBoy Edward is driven to complete distraction after running into Seth Clearwater. Entry for the Divirginizing Edward contest. AH/OOC Rated M Slash.

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L4J Note: April is going to be where I highlight all the bomb ass Jacob stories I have been reading & reviewing lately. I know I had been slipping on read & reviewing my wolf/imprint stories. I'm making up for it in the month of April. All Jacob stories all month. They might be slash like Jake/Jasper or they might just be rated T or M but either way they are all going to be bomb ass stories. Trust me!


Oh I watched Twilight in Forks the DVD. I have no desire at all to visit Forks, WA any more. It's so commercialized I just think I'm going to pass on it. I thought there would be more time in La Push but no there wasn't. It was a Cullen & Bella love fest. What about Emily's house? I don't want rant but I was thoroughly disappointed. My 3-Disc New Moon DVD has not arrived but I downloaded my digital copy from amazon just so I can watch it on my MP3 since I can't break the codes on my DVDs any more thanks to fucking Microsoft windows. When I use my decrypter it says it right protected and Windows will not allow this operation. WTF! So in essence I have brought 3 New Moon version fucking Summit bastards from Wal-Mart, Target and Amazon. Fuck why don't I just blog this shit? I really need to update that today but I have to beta Through His Eyes today I want to give it back to her within 48 hours. Okay that's it for today.


On another note I have to tell you the slash that I been reading lately changed my POV on the category what it boils down to is writing not the sex or gender the pure writing that makes me want to jump my hubby and give to him good. That's my standard on any fanfiction aka FF story with lemony goodness.


Reader Country Shout outs: Thank to all my readers who read my fanfiction.net profile from South Africa, Argentina, Australia, Sweden, Mexico, Brazil, Ireland, Bulgaria, Finland, Qatar, Italy, France, Puerto Rico, United Kingdom, Canada & the United States.


OMFFF Author Alert: The author known as Saewod has retired from fandom! I'm shocked and very sorry to hear that but I wish her all the best. She was one of my favorites. She personally gave me the courage to beta a story aka THE (Through His Eyes) and gave good advice about writing stories. Thank you lady for your awesome stories that had me up at night and breaking my hubby off as well. He thanks you even though he doesn't know that was the motivation. That's just a secret between me and whoever is reading this now! Okay I love Twilight FF so keep the bomb ass stories coming or should I say cumming!

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What I am reading currently besides the eleven above, humm?


Seventh Inning Stretch by Live720 J/B
Say It Out Loud by Mombailey J/B/E
Hand in Glove by windycitywonder E/B
Master of Disaster by Tropical Sorbet E/B
Alpha Bravo Zulu by blackgem88 EM/B
A Holiday Because I Love You: Alice and Edmerd by drasticbarbie A/E
The Harvest by Ghostwriter J/B
Dark Jewel by kittenmischief E/B
The Training by tara sue me E/B
A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen E/B
Cdog and the Scholarship Kids by drasticbarbie ALL CHARACTERS
No Return by crystalnicoleyo J/B
Agony and Ecstasy by UnaRJ C/B/JASPER
You Don't Know Anything by TwiDi E/B
Navy Wives by Arianna1281 J/N
The Perfect Wifeby rmcrms5 E/B
Boy in the Red Sweater by Starrynytex E/B
Geek Love by SassenachWench E/B
Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228 E/B
Closer by teambella23 E/B
Forthright by Duessa de l'espritEdward E/B
Wallbanger by feathersmmmm E/B
The Training School Saga by TheSpoiltOne, Footroza E/B
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by danielgaleh00rs D/B